Hey all! It's me...sister Hyer! :)
I was thinking about what to write this week and decided that it's about time I share a few mission 'funnies.' Some of them are probably only funny to me, but hopefully a few of them can at least make you smile!
-In my last area, we were on bikes. My companion and I struggled sometimes trying to ride in a skirt and had many mishaps of skirts getting stuck in the spokes, getting stuck under the wheel, on the pedals,ect. But then again, sometimes we just crashed. One day my companion was riding in front of me when all of a sudden, she was riding too close to the curb and lost control of the wheel. She tipped over sideways before she had time to catch herself and face planted it in the grass. Since I knew she was alive and well, I couldn't stop laughing. I ended up on the grass right by her, tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard. There was a couple that was walking by and probably thought that we were insane and that I was the meanest person alive for not asking if she was ok or helping her up. But don't worry, Karma came around....later that exact same day I was riding close to the grass in front of her. Someone honked as they passed so I looked back over my shoulder to see who it was. When I looked back ahead, I swerved onto the grass where there was a 'for sale' sign right in front of me...needless to say, I swerved to miss it and ended up crashing too. Lesson learned: don't laugh at your companion when she falls off her bike or you'll get your just desserts.
-I have had very few bad meals on my mission. But one of them will haunt me forever. The family that we were eating with were your typical health nuts...times 100...They basically don't eat anything. Part of our meal was a funny looking salad and as I go to eat it the wife says: "My husband got all of those greens from our backyard." So I said: "Oh cool, you have a garden?" And she was like, "no, they're all just the wild greens that grow in the yard. You can eat just about anything that grows out there. We would have put dandelions in if they were in season." Hahaha. I literally ate weeds for dinner. Without salad dressing. And the member made sure to show us which stuff he had picked when we were leaving. It was totally a weed! The ones you see growing in the ugliest yards. Haha. As you can tell, I'm not quite over it all yet. I'll get there. It will just take time. Lesson 2: always carry ranch dressing with you just in case you have another serving of weeds for dinner.
-Tracting gets pretty mundane sometimes. Door after door goes unopened and pretty soon you don't even realize what you are doing. For instance....one day we had been tracting forever. it was SO hot. I was tired. and thirsty. and hungry. I wasn't paying attention to anything. So as I opened up the glass storm door at this particular house to knock on the door, I didn't notice that a cat had made its way between the 2 doors. As I let the storm door close, I heard this loud 'MEOW!' and my companion say (through hysterical laughter) look out for the cat!" I smashed this poor little kitty in the door! Luckily It wasn't seriously harmed, otherwise my door approach about the Restoration and The Book of Mormon would have resulted in a very awkward conversation about having just killed their cat. Lesson 3: while tracting, watch for roaming pets before closing doors
-I have run into a lot of people with Word of Wisdom issues. Mostly just...everyone. One day we were walking around town, when a man approached us at an apartment complex. This is the same man that seems to have been drunk 98% of the other times we've seen him in the past...the same one that drives his John Deer riding lawn mower everywhere he goes (with a beer in his hand) because he got his license taken away for having multiple DUIs. It was apparent he'd had a few Beers...not only because he had one open in his hands, but because he could barely walk without tripping over his own feet. He asked if he could talk to us. After a brief discussion about the Gospel, he says (in drunken slurred words) "I'm really glad you girls came to see me...I really am. I just love you both so much." Then he stumbled forward to give us both a hug. (a huge no-no for a missionary) I stepped back just enough to dodge his drunken hug, causing him to almost fall to the ground. We gave him a handshake instead, handed him a copy of The Book of Mormon, and told him we'd be back the following week to help him kick his Drinking habit. haha. Lesson 4: don't stand too close to drunken men or they will try to hug you.
Life as a missionary is as fun as you make it. And as I always say, if you're not laughing, you're crying. So I've made sure to find and create the 'funnies' amid all the hard work.
I hope you are all laughing and smiling every day! It will help you get through the tough times. 2 Nephi 9:29 says: ".....Spiritually Minded Is Life Eternal."
Spiritually Minded Is Life Eternal
Don't forget to - S.M.I.L.E :D
Much Love to you all!
Sister Hyer